1 00:00:01,335 --> 00:00:03,302 ♪ ♪ 2 00:00:31,532 --> 00:00:32,931 ♪ ♪ 3 00:01:00,761 --> 00:01:02,327 ♪ ♪ 4 00:01:33,561 --> 00:01:35,126 DAVID: Imagine this, seniors. 5 00:01:35,195 --> 00:01:38,430 All you can hear is the sound of your own heartbeat. 6 00:01:38,499 --> 00:01:39,731 Metal strains against metal. 7 00:01:39,800 --> 00:01:41,533 The weight of your own body presses against 8 00:01:41,602 --> 00:01:42,868 the back of your seat. 9 00:01:42,937 --> 00:01:45,504 Sweat forms on your forehead 10 00:01:45,573 --> 00:01:47,573 and you reach the point of no return. 11 00:01:47,641 --> 00:01:49,441 For a split second, you're completely at rest. 12 00:01:49,510 --> 00:01:51,877 (people screaming) 13 00:01:54,681 --> 00:01:57,982 DONNA: And then you have to buy a ticket to experience the rest. 14 00:01:58,051 --> 00:01:59,585 The thrill of victory... 15 00:01:59,653 --> 00:02:01,553 Or the agony of not being there. 16 00:02:01,622 --> 00:02:03,988 So which is it gonna be, seniors? 17 00:02:04,057 --> 00:02:06,825 Tickets for Senior Ditch Day at Six Flags Magic Mountain 18 00:02:06,893 --> 00:02:08,460 on sale for ten more minutes only. 19 00:02:08,529 --> 00:02:10,295 DAVID: And remember, for those seniors not planning 20 00:02:10,364 --> 00:02:11,563 on signing up for Ditch Day, 21 00:02:11,631 --> 00:02:14,733 there is that exciting mandatory study hall 22 00:02:14,802 --> 00:02:17,101 in the library. 23 00:02:17,170 --> 00:02:19,838 MAN: Steve Sanders? 24 00:02:19,906 --> 00:02:21,840 Sanders, are you here? 25 00:02:21,908 --> 00:02:23,375 Where else would I be? 26 00:02:23,444 --> 00:02:25,143 (bell rings) 27 00:02:30,884 --> 00:02:33,218 ♪ ♪ 28 00:02:51,305 --> 00:02:54,005 Donna, David, you guys did a great sales job. 29 00:02:54,074 --> 00:02:56,308 95% of the senior class is going. 30 00:02:56,376 --> 00:02:58,576 Yeah, well, it's not hard to get people to trade in 31 00:02:58,645 --> 00:03:00,645 a day of school for a day at Magic Mountain. 32 00:03:00,714 --> 00:03:01,947 I've never been there before. 33 00:03:02,015 --> 00:03:02,981 MEYERS: You're kidding. 34 00:03:03,050 --> 00:03:03,982 It's the greatest. 35 00:03:04,051 --> 00:03:05,249 Why do you think I volunteered 36 00:03:05,318 --> 00:03:06,284 to be your chaperone? 37 00:03:06,353 --> 00:03:09,153 Wait till you experience The Viper. 38 00:03:09,222 --> 00:03:10,255 What's The Viper? 39 00:03:10,323 --> 00:03:11,556 It's a roller coaster. 40 00:03:11,625 --> 00:03:12,724 DAVID: Oh, but it's not 41 00:03:12,793 --> 00:03:14,192 just any roller coaster-- it's the biggest, 42 00:03:14,260 --> 00:03:15,827 baddest, fastest roller coaster on the West Coast. 43 00:03:15,895 --> 00:03:18,363 First time I ever rode it, I was scared to death. 44 00:03:18,432 --> 00:03:20,131 You're really gonna love it. 45 00:03:23,370 --> 00:03:24,803 Hey, Dylan. 46 00:03:27,808 --> 00:03:29,241 Tell me you're not closed. 47 00:03:29,309 --> 00:03:31,643 Well, for you two... 48 00:03:31,711 --> 00:03:33,278 maybe we can make a deal. 49 00:03:33,347 --> 00:03:34,946 We're a single, I'm afraid. 50 00:03:35,015 --> 00:03:36,814 You're gonna miss Senior Ditch Day? 51 00:03:36,883 --> 00:03:39,251 I got to take the SATs again Saturday. 52 00:03:39,319 --> 00:03:40,919 Dylan, that's great. 53 00:03:40,988 --> 00:03:42,320 Yeah, but it leaves me only one day 54 00:03:42,389 --> 00:03:43,388 to study, and that's Ditch Day. 55 00:03:43,456 --> 00:03:45,056 Yep, and he's got a heavy-duty 56 00:03:45,125 --> 00:03:46,658 study plan all worked out. 57 00:03:46,726 --> 00:03:48,960 This time don't forget to put your name on the test. 58 00:03:49,029 --> 00:03:51,029 They give you 200 points just for doing that right. 59 00:03:51,098 --> 00:03:53,865 Steve should know that's the only way he got any points. 60 00:03:53,934 --> 00:03:55,800 At least it was an honest 200 points. 61 00:03:55,869 --> 00:03:57,368 What are you talking about, Sanders? 62 00:03:57,437 --> 00:03:58,837 Nothing. 63 00:04:00,373 --> 00:04:02,407 Look, the testing bureau screwed up, that's all. 64 00:04:02,475 --> 00:04:04,475 I was just kidding. 65 00:04:04,544 --> 00:04:06,878 Wouldn't hurt you to take your SATs over. 66 00:04:06,946 --> 00:04:08,513 You know what did they get voted again 67 00:04:08,582 --> 00:04:09,848 this year in the Senior Poll? 68 00:04:09,916 --> 00:04:10,915 "Gloomiest Couple"? 69 00:04:12,419 --> 00:04:14,486 You ready for The Viper, big guy? 70 00:04:14,555 --> 00:04:15,787 'Fraid not, small guy. 71 00:04:15,856 --> 00:04:17,923 Miss Teasly won't let me out of detention. 72 00:04:17,991 --> 00:04:19,591 You're kidding? Ditch Day is like 73 00:04:19,660 --> 00:04:20,859 an inalienable rite of passage. 74 00:04:20,928 --> 00:04:23,094 If I miss detention, 75 00:04:23,163 --> 00:04:25,263 she's gonna make me do senior year all over again. 76 00:04:25,332 --> 00:04:26,798 Yeah, well, don't do the crime, 77 00:04:26,867 --> 00:04:29,100 if you can't do the time, huge guy. 78 00:04:35,409 --> 00:04:38,476 "Don't do the crime, if you can't do the time." 79 00:04:38,545 --> 00:04:39,844 What a hypocrite. 80 00:04:39,913 --> 00:04:41,713 Yeah, well, Dylan's been through a lot. 81 00:04:41,782 --> 00:04:43,715 Yeah, fine, but is he ever gonna lighten up? 82 00:04:43,784 --> 00:04:45,550 Maybe after the SAT's. 83 00:04:45,619 --> 00:04:47,352 Feels like he's got to prove his score 84 00:04:47,421 --> 00:04:48,553 last time wasn't a fluke. 85 00:04:48,621 --> 00:04:50,822 College was real important to his father. 86 00:04:50,890 --> 00:04:52,491 It's, yeah, it's kind of like his 87 00:04:52,559 --> 00:04:53,892 last salute to him, you know? 88 00:04:53,961 --> 00:04:56,360 Okay, but does he have to do it with so much attitude? 89 00:04:56,429 --> 00:04:58,363 He even has Kelly spouting off attitude. 90 00:04:58,432 --> 00:05:02,500 Oh, so that's what's bugging you. 91 00:05:02,569 --> 00:05:04,302 No, no, no, it's not. 92 00:05:04,371 --> 00:05:06,004 I'm over her, I'm way over her. 93 00:05:06,072 --> 00:05:07,338 I am. 94 00:05:07,407 --> 00:05:12,376 ♪ Dum, dum, dum, then let's fall in love ♪ 95 00:05:12,445 --> 00:05:17,782 ♪ Whee... la-la-la-la. ♪ 96 00:05:19,286 --> 00:05:20,619 Over, huh? 97 00:05:24,224 --> 00:05:25,156 Excuse me. 98 00:05:25,225 --> 00:05:27,693 Are you Nat... Bussichio? 99 00:05:27,761 --> 00:05:29,728 I could be... if you wanted me to. 100 00:05:29,797 --> 00:05:32,931 Excuse me, I think the lovely young lady was talking to me. 101 00:05:33,000 --> 00:05:35,066 Oh, I'm sorry, you're "Brandon." 102 00:05:35,135 --> 00:05:38,370 Yes, and I'm also busted. 103 00:05:38,438 --> 00:05:39,804 Oh, Nat? 104 00:05:39,873 --> 00:05:41,472 Nat Bussichio? 105 00:05:41,541 --> 00:05:42,674 I'm Steve. 106 00:05:42,742 --> 00:05:44,776 I don't believe in writing on shirts. 107 00:05:44,844 --> 00:05:46,311 Blond-haired beauty here to see you. 108 00:05:49,015 --> 00:05:50,549 Mr. Bussichio. 109 00:05:50,617 --> 00:05:52,483 Bussichio. Bussichio. 110 00:05:52,552 --> 00:05:53,685 Um, I'm Ginger O'Hara 111 00:05:53,753 --> 00:05:55,554 from the J. Thomas Parnell Celebrity Tours 112 00:05:55,622 --> 00:05:56,588 and I'm just dropping by 113 00:05:56,656 --> 00:05:57,789 to confirm our breakfast arrangements 114 00:05:57,857 --> 00:05:58,790 for tomorrow morning. 115 00:06:00,360 --> 00:06:01,993 Arrangement? 116 00:06:02,062 --> 00:06:04,328 He didn't call you? 117 00:06:04,397 --> 00:06:05,596 Sorry. 118 00:06:05,665 --> 00:06:07,965 That man is so scattered. 119 00:06:08,034 --> 00:06:10,101 I don't know how he runs a successful business. 120 00:06:10,170 --> 00:06:12,070 I've only been working for him a few days 121 00:06:12,138 --> 00:06:13,071 and it seems like 122 00:06:13,139 --> 00:06:14,739 I have to check every detail myself 123 00:06:14,808 --> 00:06:15,940 or nothing gets down and.... 124 00:06:16,009 --> 00:06:17,575 Ginger, slow down. 125 00:06:17,644 --> 00:06:18,810 Start from the beginning. 126 00:06:18,879 --> 00:06:21,078 I'm sorry. 127 00:06:21,147 --> 00:06:23,882 Mr. Parnell, he charters groups 128 00:06:23,950 --> 00:06:25,950 from all over the country to come to L.A. 129 00:06:26,019 --> 00:06:27,652 and have a "Hollywood experience." 130 00:06:27,721 --> 00:06:29,053 Whatever that is. 131 00:06:29,122 --> 00:06:30,588 Well, you know, they, they get 132 00:06:30,657 --> 00:06:32,390 to see where their favorite star lives, 133 00:06:32,459 --> 00:06:34,792 where they eat, they screen a couple of their movies. 134 00:06:34,861 --> 00:06:36,961 I don't know-- like I said, I just started working for him 135 00:06:37,030 --> 00:06:39,697 and tomorrow he's booked the Burt Reynolds Fan Club 136 00:06:39,766 --> 00:06:41,099 from Phoenix, Arizona. 137 00:06:41,168 --> 00:06:43,267 I can't believe he didn't get in touch with you. 138 00:06:43,336 --> 00:06:44,569 Well, it's no problem. 139 00:06:44,638 --> 00:06:46,938 It's not? No. 140 00:06:47,007 --> 00:06:48,472 You couldn't have picked a better place 141 00:06:48,542 --> 00:06:49,574 to bring your people. 142 00:06:49,643 --> 00:06:51,475 That stool you're learning against. 143 00:06:51,544 --> 00:06:53,244 That's Burt's favorite. 144 00:06:53,313 --> 00:06:55,680 Always insists on sitting right there. 145 00:06:55,748 --> 00:06:57,082 You're kidding? 146 00:06:57,150 --> 00:06:58,483 (quietly): I thought that was 147 00:06:58,552 --> 00:06:59,817 Steve McQueen's favorite stool. 148 00:06:59,886 --> 00:07:01,052 Next one. Oh. 149 00:07:01,120 --> 00:07:02,787 Nat's fed all the stars here. 150 00:07:02,856 --> 00:07:04,389 Well, that's what our guidebook says. 151 00:07:04,458 --> 00:07:06,191 Our clients are gonna love it here. 152 00:07:06,259 --> 00:07:07,826 Uh, by the way, how many "clients" 153 00:07:07,895 --> 00:07:09,861 are we talking about here? 154 00:07:09,930 --> 00:07:14,933 Oh, um, about 20 or so. 155 00:07:15,001 --> 00:07:16,334 Is that a problem? 156 00:07:16,402 --> 00:07:19,237 No. It's just that usually you don't have 157 00:07:19,306 --> 00:07:20,906 that many waiters in the morning. 158 00:07:20,974 --> 00:07:22,206 Wait a minute. 159 00:07:22,275 --> 00:07:24,175 How long's this breakfast gig supposed to last? 160 00:07:24,244 --> 00:07:26,745 Well, we're on a pretty tight schedule. 161 00:07:26,813 --> 00:07:29,046 Um, breakfast 7:30, 162 00:07:29,115 --> 00:07:30,949 a retrospective screening of Deliverance 163 00:07:31,018 --> 00:07:32,317 and Starting Over at 9:00, 164 00:07:32,386 --> 00:07:33,651 followed by a preview 165 00:07:33,720 --> 00:07:35,987 of his new hit movie, Cop-And-A-Half at 12:45. 166 00:07:36,056 --> 00:07:37,122 NAT: Perfect. 167 00:07:37,191 --> 00:07:38,756 I'll come in for the breakfast shift. 168 00:07:38,825 --> 00:07:40,591 What about Ditch Day? 169 00:07:40,660 --> 00:07:41,593 Hey, it's no problem. 170 00:07:41,662 --> 00:07:43,662 The fan club will be out of here by 9:00, 171 00:07:43,730 --> 00:07:45,930 I'll jump in my 'Stang, cruise up to Magic Mountain by myself. 172 00:07:45,999 --> 00:07:47,131 Or you could always hop 173 00:07:47,200 --> 00:07:50,235 in my 'Vette, cruise up there in style. 174 00:07:50,303 --> 00:07:51,336 What about...? 175 00:07:51,404 --> 00:07:52,770 I, uh, 176 00:07:52,839 --> 00:07:54,873 I have that covered. (chuckles) 177 00:07:54,941 --> 00:07:56,374 (sneezes) 178 00:07:56,443 --> 00:07:57,943 You okay, Boss? 179 00:07:58,011 --> 00:08:01,012 Couldn't be better. 180 00:08:03,550 --> 00:08:06,017 (phone ringing) 181 00:08:14,394 --> 00:08:16,494 Brandon? 182 00:08:16,563 --> 00:08:18,163 Brandon! 183 00:08:18,231 --> 00:08:19,197 Mm? 184 00:08:19,266 --> 00:08:22,267 It's Nat. 185 00:08:22,335 --> 00:08:25,970 I'm reconsidering getting a separate phone line for you. 186 00:08:26,039 --> 00:08:26,971 Hello. 187 00:08:27,040 --> 00:08:28,005 Brandon. 188 00:08:28,075 --> 00:08:29,074 Hi, Nat. 189 00:08:29,142 --> 00:08:32,109 Am I late? 190 00:08:32,179 --> 00:08:34,612 No, no. I just need you to open up for me. 191 00:08:34,681 --> 00:08:35,913 You sure? 192 00:08:35,982 --> 00:08:37,582 What's the matter? You don't sound so hot. 193 00:08:37,651 --> 00:08:39,717 Some kinda bug bit me last night. 194 00:08:39,786 --> 00:08:41,953 It hit me like a ton of bricks. 195 00:08:42,022 --> 00:08:45,623 No, no problem, I'm practically on my way. 196 00:08:45,692 --> 00:08:47,025 You should probably stay home. 197 00:08:47,093 --> 00:08:49,160 If it wasn't for that fan club coming, ya know? 198 00:08:49,229 --> 00:08:50,428 Oh, hey, 199 00:08:50,496 --> 00:08:51,796 between Willie, Nadine and myself, 200 00:08:51,865 --> 00:08:53,331 I'm sure we can handle 20 people. 201 00:08:53,400 --> 00:08:55,166 You get some rest. We'll be fine. 202 00:08:57,870 --> 00:08:59,537 So you got a note from your mother 203 00:08:59,606 --> 00:09:00,571 to ride the Viper, Silver? 204 00:09:00,640 --> 00:09:01,572 Cute, Tony. 205 00:09:01,641 --> 00:09:03,008 What is it about this Viper ride? 206 00:09:03,076 --> 00:09:04,910 Oh, it's killer. It flips you all around 207 00:09:04,978 --> 00:09:06,878 until your guts are completely upside down. 208 00:09:06,947 --> 00:09:08,179 Upside down? 209 00:09:08,248 --> 00:09:10,348 What keeps you from falling out? 210 00:09:10,417 --> 00:09:12,417 Fear. Fear. 211 00:09:12,485 --> 00:09:15,486 Hey, come on, guys, quit trying to freak her out. 212 00:09:18,691 --> 00:09:20,458 Steve, what're you doing here? 213 00:09:20,527 --> 00:09:22,693 Well, they don't call it Ditch Day for nothing. 214 00:09:22,762 --> 00:09:25,697 What'd do you say we ride up in my car? 215 00:09:25,766 --> 00:09:26,698 Wind in our hair, 216 00:09:26,767 --> 00:09:28,099 music blasting on the CD. 217 00:09:28,168 --> 00:09:30,467 No, riding on the bus with everybody is half the fun. 218 00:09:30,536 --> 00:09:31,603 Oh, I see. 219 00:09:31,672 --> 00:09:33,405 Dylan's got you on a short leash, huh? 220 00:09:33,473 --> 00:09:35,406 Have a nice drive. 221 00:09:35,475 --> 00:09:38,242 Wait a second, I'm sorry. Stupid thing to say. 222 00:09:38,311 --> 00:09:40,979 I just remember when you used to like to ride in my car. 223 00:09:41,047 --> 00:09:42,647 And I remember when you didn't spend 224 00:09:42,716 --> 00:09:43,848 half your life in detention. 225 00:09:43,917 --> 00:09:46,050 Thanks for reminding me. 226 00:09:46,119 --> 00:09:47,285 You're welcome. 227 00:09:47,354 --> 00:09:49,020 So you're actually gonna ditch detention 228 00:09:49,088 --> 00:09:50,221 and risk getting expelled? 229 00:09:50,290 --> 00:09:53,124 Who said anything about ditching detention? 230 00:09:53,193 --> 00:09:54,793 Come on, this is simple. 231 00:09:54,861 --> 00:09:56,428 See, I check in, bail out. 232 00:09:56,496 --> 00:09:57,561 Hurry back in time 233 00:09:57,630 --> 00:09:58,863 for the afternoon session. 234 00:09:58,931 --> 00:10:00,931 You know, I really hope you know what you're doing 235 00:10:01,000 --> 00:10:02,099 and Mrs. Teasley doesn't. 236 00:10:02,168 --> 00:10:03,868 You know, you were a lot more fun 237 00:10:03,937 --> 00:10:05,336 when you were going out with me. 238 00:10:05,405 --> 00:10:07,004 Hmm. 239 00:10:08,675 --> 00:10:09,607 Thank you. 240 00:10:09,676 --> 00:10:11,442 Thank you. (laughs) 241 00:10:17,617 --> 00:10:20,285 Man, quadratic equations, do you understand these? 242 00:10:20,353 --> 00:10:22,954 I'm more a man of letters. 243 00:10:23,023 --> 00:10:25,023 I am so bummed. 244 00:10:25,091 --> 00:10:27,892 It turns out I didn't even have to go to detention today. 245 00:10:27,961 --> 00:10:29,094 We had a substitute proctor. 246 00:10:29,162 --> 00:10:31,396 The guy never even looked up when he called the roll. 247 00:10:31,465 --> 00:10:32,730 You could have sat in for me, 248 00:10:32,799 --> 00:10:34,099 he would've never have known the difference. 249 00:10:34,167 --> 00:10:35,633 I highly doubt it. 250 00:10:35,702 --> 00:10:36,968 Are you almost ready? 251 00:10:37,037 --> 00:10:39,604 Uh, no, I gotta wait for Willie and Nadine to show up. 252 00:10:39,672 --> 00:10:41,472 Maybe you should just head up there without me. 253 00:10:41,540 --> 00:10:42,774 That's all right, I'll hang. 254 00:10:42,842 --> 00:10:44,275 They'll be here in a minute, right? I hope so. 255 00:10:44,344 --> 00:10:46,377 Thank God that fan club flaked out. 256 00:10:46,445 --> 00:10:49,013 Well, that Ginger chick was, uh, flaky. 257 00:10:49,082 --> 00:10:51,683 Foxy, but flaky. 258 00:10:51,752 --> 00:10:52,683 (phone rings) 259 00:10:52,752 --> 00:10:54,252 Help yourself to some coffee, bro. 260 00:10:54,320 --> 00:10:55,386 Thanks, man. 261 00:10:57,590 --> 00:10:58,656 So aren't you supposed 262 00:10:58,724 --> 00:11:00,291 to be in study hall or something, Steve? 263 00:11:00,359 --> 00:11:01,292 Nope. 264 00:11:01,360 --> 00:11:02,459 I'm heading up to Magic Mountain 265 00:11:02,528 --> 00:11:04,095 just as soon as the big guy finishes cleaning up. 266 00:11:04,164 --> 00:11:05,096 You'd better hope 267 00:11:05,164 --> 00:11:06,231 Miss T doesn't find out. 268 00:11:08,368 --> 00:11:09,901 You're like two peas in a pod. 269 00:11:09,969 --> 00:11:11,168 What? 270 00:11:11,237 --> 00:11:12,270 Never mind. 271 00:11:12,338 --> 00:11:13,704 Man, you guys aren't gonna believe this. 272 00:11:13,774 --> 00:11:15,439 Willie and Nadine were riding into work together 273 00:11:15,508 --> 00:11:16,741 and get in a fender bender. 274 00:11:16,809 --> 00:11:18,343 They okay? Yeah, 275 00:11:18,411 --> 00:11:19,977 but they gotta wait for a tow truck. 276 00:11:20,046 --> 00:11:21,145 It's a real mess. 277 00:11:21,213 --> 00:11:22,346 Looks like I'm stuck here. 278 00:11:22,415 --> 00:11:23,948 Man. 279 00:11:24,016 --> 00:11:25,349 I'm sorry, bro. 280 00:11:25,418 --> 00:11:27,117 I'm gonna make a quick pit stop, 281 00:11:27,186 --> 00:11:28,419 then I'm headin' for the Mountain. 282 00:11:31,157 --> 00:11:32,590 All right, Brandon, I gotta tell ya, 283 00:11:32,659 --> 00:11:33,892 sometimes it's all I can do 284 00:11:33,960 --> 00:11:35,793 to keep from just telling Sanders where to go. 285 00:11:35,862 --> 00:11:37,494 Hey, come on, cut the guy some slack, will ya? 286 00:11:37,563 --> 00:11:39,397 Any more slack and he'd be a liquid, man. 287 00:11:39,466 --> 00:11:41,499 This guy's always working some angle on somebody, you know? 288 00:11:41,568 --> 00:11:44,702 He's trying to pass himself off as "Mr. Hollywood-- 289 00:11:44,770 --> 00:11:46,304 Hey, I got this town wired, babe." 290 00:11:46,373 --> 00:11:48,539 To tell you the truth, I think he's a little jealous of you. 291 00:11:48,608 --> 00:11:50,074 After all, you are going out with his ex. 292 00:11:50,143 --> 00:11:52,377 You gotta be kidding me. 293 00:11:52,446 --> 00:11:54,345 Hey, everybody's got a girl but him. 294 00:11:54,413 --> 00:11:56,480 You don't. I choose not to. 295 00:11:56,549 --> 00:11:57,781 There's a big difference there. 296 00:11:57,850 --> 00:11:59,516 Yeah, right. 297 00:11:59,585 --> 00:12:01,252 Adios, amigos. 298 00:12:04,257 --> 00:12:07,992 Look, everybody, we're here now. 299 00:12:08,060 --> 00:12:10,294 Uh, this is the Peach Pit, an old-time Hollywood hangout. 300 00:12:10,363 --> 00:12:11,462 So come on in, 301 00:12:11,531 --> 00:12:16,167 find a seat, check out the mementos on the wall. 302 00:12:16,235 --> 00:12:19,037 (sighs): What a morning. 303 00:12:19,105 --> 00:12:21,506 These people complain about everything. 304 00:12:21,574 --> 00:12:23,174 You were supposed to be here 45 minutes ago. 305 00:12:23,243 --> 00:12:25,009 The bus was late. 306 00:12:25,078 --> 00:12:27,211 And I thought it was supposed to be 20 people. 307 00:12:27,280 --> 00:12:28,613 That's what Parnell told me. 308 00:12:28,682 --> 00:12:30,848 Is he here? 309 00:12:30,916 --> 00:12:32,616 Of course not. 310 00:12:32,685 --> 00:12:35,353 Order what you want, everybody, 311 00:12:35,422 --> 00:12:36,988 it's all included in the package. 312 00:12:37,057 --> 00:12:38,289 Ginger, I don't know how 313 00:12:38,358 --> 00:12:39,757 I'm supposed to serve all these people. 314 00:12:39,826 --> 00:12:40,992 I'm home alone here. 315 00:12:41,061 --> 00:12:43,027 Relax, man. I'll, uh, I'll man the grill. 316 00:12:43,096 --> 00:12:45,430 No offense, D, but I'd better do the cooking. 317 00:12:45,498 --> 00:12:46,564 I gotcha covered, Brandon. 318 00:12:46,632 --> 00:12:49,466 After all, I used to work here. 319 00:12:52,738 --> 00:12:55,005 Who wants what? Coffee? Peach pie? 320 00:12:56,776 --> 00:12:59,043 (people screaming) 321 00:13:11,691 --> 00:13:13,191 All right! 322 00:13:14,794 --> 00:13:17,161 ANDREA: No wonder they call it The Colossus. 323 00:13:17,230 --> 00:13:18,229 It's so big. 324 00:13:18,298 --> 00:13:19,463 Well, you better start movi'' 325 00:13:19,532 --> 00:13:20,965 before the line gets too long. 326 00:13:21,034 --> 00:13:22,300 Come on! 327 00:13:22,368 --> 00:13:23,801 I'll catch up with you guys later. 328 00:13:23,870 --> 00:13:25,036 I have all this paperwork to take care of 329 00:13:25,105 --> 00:13:26,036 with the administration office. 330 00:13:26,105 --> 00:13:27,672 Can't you just do it later? 331 00:13:27,741 --> 00:13:29,107 I'd rather do it now, you know, 332 00:13:29,175 --> 00:13:30,608 get it out of the way. 333 00:13:30,677 --> 00:13:33,077 Okay. Well, we'll meet you at the office after the ride, okay? 334 00:13:33,146 --> 00:13:34,311 Any day now guys, come on. 335 00:13:34,380 --> 00:13:35,746 Do you need any help with that? 336 00:13:35,815 --> 00:13:37,014 No, no, go on. 337 00:13:37,083 --> 00:13:39,817 It's a one-woman job, absolutely. (chuckles) 338 00:13:42,889 --> 00:13:44,722 I'm sorry. 339 00:13:44,791 --> 00:13:46,490 No harm, no foul. 340 00:13:49,795 --> 00:13:51,062 You know, Burt Reynolds walked in here once. 341 00:13:51,131 --> 00:13:52,463 He found Clint Eastwood sitting on his stool. 342 00:13:52,532 --> 00:13:53,832 And the next thing you know, 343 00:13:53,900 --> 00:13:55,833 they were shaking hands on a deal to do a picture together. 344 00:13:55,901 --> 00:13:58,269 Is that right? 345 00:13:58,338 --> 00:13:59,337 Where is Ginger? 346 00:13:59,406 --> 00:14:00,939 We don't want to miss that screening. 347 00:14:01,007 --> 00:14:03,607 Yep, and we don't want you to miss it. 348 00:14:03,676 --> 00:14:05,509 Hey, man, here you go. 349 00:14:05,578 --> 00:14:06,945 I uh, got it all totaled up. 350 00:14:07,013 --> 00:14:08,512 here are your checks, here's the receipts. 351 00:14:08,581 --> 00:14:09,513 Great. Thanks, man. 352 00:14:09,582 --> 00:14:10,748 No sweat-- the sooner we get 353 00:14:10,817 --> 00:14:11,983 all these people out of here, 354 00:14:12,052 --> 00:14:14,052 the quicker I can go back to the study thing. 355 00:14:14,120 --> 00:14:15,186 Hey, have you seen Ginger? 356 00:14:15,255 --> 00:14:16,821 I think she's in the little girls' room. 357 00:14:16,889 --> 00:14:18,189 Cool, thanks. 358 00:14:19,525 --> 00:14:21,892 Hey, Ginger? 359 00:14:21,961 --> 00:14:23,727 Ginger, you in there? 360 00:14:25,965 --> 00:14:27,565 Ginger? 361 00:14:27,633 --> 00:14:30,101 (woman sobbing) 362 00:14:34,174 --> 00:14:36,140 (woman sobbing) 363 00:14:36,209 --> 00:14:37,909 Ginger? 364 00:14:43,382 --> 00:14:44,549 You in there? 365 00:14:44,617 --> 00:14:48,619 Can't a girl have a little privacy? 366 00:14:48,688 --> 00:14:51,756 Uh... you're in the men's room. 367 00:14:51,824 --> 00:14:53,725 Oh, my God. 368 00:14:53,793 --> 00:14:58,229 Hey, what's the matter? 369 00:14:58,298 --> 00:14:59,329 Can I help? 370 00:15:01,267 --> 00:15:05,536 I don't know how. 371 00:15:05,605 --> 00:15:06,871 You wanna hear this? 372 00:15:06,940 --> 00:15:08,873 The theater 373 00:15:08,942 --> 00:15:11,008 where we're supposed to hold all the screenings 374 00:15:11,077 --> 00:15:13,811 never heard of J. Thomas Parnell Celebrity Tours. 375 00:15:13,879 --> 00:15:17,548 Well, did you try calling Parnell's office? 376 00:15:17,617 --> 00:15:22,120 There was no answer, 377 00:15:22,188 --> 00:15:25,189 not even an answering machine. 378 00:15:25,258 --> 00:15:28,392 Of course, this would happen to me. 379 00:15:28,461 --> 00:15:32,630 My first job in L.A. and I end up in the toilet. 380 00:15:32,699 --> 00:15:34,198 The men's toilet, no less. 381 00:15:34,267 --> 00:15:39,069 Well, you gotta admit, it is a pretty classy toilet. 382 00:15:41,240 --> 00:15:42,606 Is that what I think it is? 383 00:15:45,177 --> 00:15:46,644 Yeah. 384 00:15:46,713 --> 00:15:47,912 Don't worry. It's not too bad. 385 00:15:47,981 --> 00:15:50,113 How bad? 386 00:15:50,182 --> 00:15:52,816 $312.76 387 00:15:55,255 --> 00:15:57,388 (sobbing) 388 00:15:57,457 --> 00:16:00,324 Mr. Parnell was supposed to be here to take care of all that. 389 00:16:00,393 --> 00:16:04,462 You mean, you don't have any money? 390 00:16:20,347 --> 00:16:22,180 BRANDON: Hey, if it's any consolation, 391 00:16:22,248 --> 00:16:24,615 in my humble opinion, you look marvelous. 392 00:16:24,684 --> 00:16:26,884 You're so sweet. 393 00:16:26,952 --> 00:16:29,119 I mean, here I'm the one who brought in 394 00:16:29,188 --> 00:16:31,889 all those movie buffs, and can't pay the bill and... 395 00:16:34,827 --> 00:16:36,427 Oh, my God. 396 00:16:36,496 --> 00:16:39,163 I still don't know what I'm going to say 397 00:16:39,232 --> 00:16:40,631 to all those people out there. 398 00:16:40,699 --> 00:16:42,499 Look, first of all, don't worry about the bill. 399 00:16:42,568 --> 00:16:44,969 I'm sure this Parnell guy is on his way here right now. 400 00:16:45,037 --> 00:16:46,303 (knocking) 401 00:16:46,372 --> 00:16:49,473 Yeah, just give me a second, will ya, pal? 402 00:16:49,542 --> 00:16:51,375 MAN: Hey, will you hurry up in there? 403 00:16:51,444 --> 00:16:55,312 In my experience, you can never go wrong with telling the truth. 404 00:16:55,381 --> 00:16:57,315 They'll understand. 405 00:16:57,383 --> 00:16:58,849 First the motel wasn't booked, 406 00:16:58,918 --> 00:17:01,318 then the bus is an hour late, there's now no screening? 407 00:17:01,387 --> 00:17:03,754 Next you're going to tell us we have to pay twice 408 00:17:03,823 --> 00:17:05,456 for a pre-paid breakfast. 409 00:17:05,524 --> 00:17:08,259 I don't know what kind of a stunt you're trying to pull here, 410 00:17:08,328 --> 00:17:10,528 but I have half a mind to call the cops right now. 411 00:17:10,597 --> 00:17:12,863 I'm sure Mr. Parnell will be here any minute. 412 00:17:12,932 --> 00:17:14,798 Well, until he shows up, 413 00:17:14,867 --> 00:17:16,834 we are not budging one inch from this spot. 414 00:17:16,902 --> 00:17:19,303 We expect to get everything we paid for. 415 00:17:19,372 --> 00:17:22,539 that includes meeting Mr. Burt Reynolds himself. 416 00:17:22,608 --> 00:17:24,509 She promised Burt Reynolds? 417 00:17:24,577 --> 00:17:25,776 She didn't, Parnell did. 418 00:17:25,845 --> 00:17:28,179 People, people. 419 00:17:28,248 --> 00:17:30,381 You came to Hollywood to see some stars, right? 420 00:17:30,449 --> 00:17:31,748 Now, I don't know about Burt Reynolds-- 421 00:17:31,817 --> 00:17:33,317 he may come through that door any minute, 422 00:17:33,385 --> 00:17:35,753 but he is not the only star in Hollywood's galaxy. 423 00:17:35,821 --> 00:17:37,421 Now... 424 00:17:37,490 --> 00:17:40,525 how would you like to meet the star 425 00:17:40,593 --> 00:17:44,328 of the longest-running show in TV history? 426 00:17:45,932 --> 00:17:47,865 We're gonna meet Tony Danza? 427 00:17:47,934 --> 00:17:49,233 No. 428 00:17:50,336 --> 00:17:53,203 How would you like to meet... 429 00:17:53,272 --> 00:17:54,238 Samantha Sanders? 430 00:17:55,307 --> 00:17:56,807 Who? 431 00:17:56,875 --> 00:17:59,443 Samantha Sanders. 432 00:17:59,512 --> 00:18:00,878 The star of The Hartley House. 433 00:18:00,947 --> 00:18:02,479 WOMAN: You listen to me, young man. 434 00:18:02,548 --> 00:18:04,514 We paid to meet Mr. Burt Reynolds, 435 00:18:04,583 --> 00:18:06,517 star of Deliverance, Starting Over, 436 00:18:06,586 --> 00:18:07,884 and Cop-And-A-Half. 437 00:18:07,953 --> 00:18:11,088 Not some washed up old actress from some stupid sitcom 438 00:18:11,156 --> 00:18:12,089 that's been off the air for ten years. 439 00:18:12,158 --> 00:18:13,524 Lady, I'll poke you in the eye, 440 00:18:13,593 --> 00:18:14,958 just to take some of the pressure 441 00:18:15,027 --> 00:18:16,194 off the bulge in your neck... 442 00:18:16,262 --> 00:18:17,228 Hey, hey, easy, easy... 443 00:18:17,297 --> 00:18:19,297 Sit. 444 00:18:19,365 --> 00:18:21,566 Maybe I'll try Mr. Parnell's number again. 445 00:18:35,548 --> 00:18:39,316 Andrea, hey, come on, Revolution's next. 446 00:18:39,385 --> 00:18:40,417 The Revolution? 447 00:18:40,486 --> 00:18:41,485 Yeah. 448 00:18:44,924 --> 00:18:47,024 DAVID: It's hairy. 449 00:18:49,094 --> 00:18:51,862 You guys, it sounds great, but the park manager 450 00:18:51,930 --> 00:18:53,931 was going to show me some of the kiddie rides. 451 00:18:54,000 --> 00:18:55,999 Kiddie rides? Well, not to ride on. 452 00:18:56,068 --> 00:18:57,535 But I was thinking, if I'm going to work 453 00:18:57,604 --> 00:18:59,103 as a camp counselor again this summer... 454 00:18:59,171 --> 00:19:02,940 Andrea... This place is a perfect place to bring a group. 455 00:19:03,009 --> 00:19:05,743 Andrea... That is exactly why the manager was going to show me around. 456 00:19:05,811 --> 00:19:06,744 Andrea! 457 00:19:06,813 --> 00:19:08,512 Guys, I've... 458 00:19:08,581 --> 00:19:11,248 I've never been on a roller coaster before. 459 00:19:11,317 --> 00:19:12,783 Well, there's a first time for everything. 460 00:19:12,852 --> 00:19:14,084 DONNA: David, no. 461 00:19:14,153 --> 00:19:15,219 You can't force someone 462 00:19:15,287 --> 00:19:16,453 to do something they're afraid of. 463 00:19:16,522 --> 00:19:18,155 What exactly is it that you're afraid of? 464 00:19:18,223 --> 00:19:19,456 The heights, speed? 465 00:19:19,525 --> 00:19:21,358 Yeah. 466 00:19:21,427 --> 00:19:24,127 Guys, guys, guys, she can get therapy later. 467 00:19:24,196 --> 00:19:25,362 Let's go. 468 00:19:25,431 --> 00:19:27,998 No. Uh, David, why don't you go by yourself? 469 00:19:28,067 --> 00:19:29,166 Donna... 470 00:19:29,234 --> 00:19:31,335 We'll meet up with you later, go on. 471 00:19:31,403 --> 00:19:33,971 Hey, Tony, wait up, man. Excuse me. 472 00:19:35,675 --> 00:19:37,608 Look, you guys don't have to do this, you know. 473 00:19:37,677 --> 00:19:38,609 DONNA: Yes, we do. 474 00:19:38,678 --> 00:19:40,311 We need a food break. 475 00:19:40,379 --> 00:19:42,045 Come on, I'm starving. Me, too. 476 00:19:42,114 --> 00:19:43,614 Cotton candy? 477 00:19:43,683 --> 00:19:46,950 (people chanting): We want Burt, we want Burt... 478 00:19:47,019 --> 00:19:48,853 You know, one thing I didn't tell your "clients" 479 00:19:48,922 --> 00:19:50,555 was that Samantha Sanders is my mother? 480 00:19:50,623 --> 00:19:51,722 Yeah? 481 00:19:51,791 --> 00:19:53,824 Well, not only that, but she once did a cameo 482 00:19:53,893 --> 00:19:55,893 for Burt when he was filming Smokey and the Bandit. 483 00:19:55,961 --> 00:19:57,495 Oh, no kidding. 484 00:19:57,563 --> 00:19:59,663 Yeah, I've met him. I met him several times, 485 00:19:59,732 --> 00:20:01,498 and I think Burt's in town. 486 00:20:01,567 --> 00:20:03,134 If he knew all these people were here 487 00:20:03,202 --> 00:20:04,769 and they came all the way from Arizona... 488 00:20:04,837 --> 00:20:06,637 Don't you ever stop, Steve? 489 00:20:06,705 --> 00:20:08,371 Don't you have some SAT studying to do? 490 00:20:08,440 --> 00:20:10,341 Doesn't he ever stop what? 491 00:20:10,409 --> 00:20:11,775 You can't believe a word he says. 492 00:20:11,844 --> 00:20:14,211 I mean, one day he's a hot shot music agent, 493 00:20:14,280 --> 00:20:17,214 then he's a computer hacker, then a drag racer. 494 00:20:17,283 --> 00:20:19,750 Today, he's Burt Reynolds' best friend. 495 00:20:19,818 --> 00:20:22,286 Can I talk to you outside, please? 496 00:20:22,355 --> 00:20:23,387 Excuse us. 497 00:20:23,455 --> 00:20:24,588 We'll be right back. 498 00:20:28,961 --> 00:20:32,996 I have had it with your holier-than-thou attitude, man. 499 00:20:33,065 --> 00:20:34,932 You have no idea about what makes me tick. 500 00:20:35,000 --> 00:20:37,335 Sorry to burst your bubble, Steve, but the mystery's gone. 501 00:20:37,403 --> 00:20:38,536 You're practically transparent. 502 00:20:38,605 --> 00:20:40,070 I wonder if Kelly would agree with that. 503 00:20:40,139 --> 00:20:41,838 Why don't we ask her sometime. Maybe I will. 504 00:20:41,907 --> 00:20:43,807 Steve, you don't care if Ginger's in trouble or not. 505 00:20:43,876 --> 00:20:45,376 Man, we both know what's going on here. 506 00:20:45,445 --> 00:20:46,677 All right, and you're a saint, right? 507 00:20:46,745 --> 00:20:48,045 Picking up on Kelly behind Brenda's back? 508 00:20:48,114 --> 00:20:49,847 Look, let's just leave Kelly out of it, all right? 509 00:20:49,915 --> 00:20:50,847 No, let's not. 510 00:20:50,916 --> 00:20:52,183 What's on your mind, Steve? 511 00:20:52,251 --> 00:20:53,884 You wanna know what's on my mind? Yeah. 512 00:20:53,953 --> 00:20:56,487 The only thing bigger than the chip on that shoulder is the hair on your head. 513 00:20:56,556 --> 00:20:57,888 And you think you're twice as slick. 514 00:20:57,957 --> 00:21:00,491 Steve, when you were a kid, your mom used to tie a pork chop 515 00:21:00,560 --> 00:21:03,127 around your neck just so the dog would come in and play with you. 516 00:21:03,196 --> 00:21:04,161 You remember that, I do. 517 00:21:05,097 --> 00:21:07,097 Hey, you guys seen Ginger? 518 00:21:07,165 --> 00:21:09,600 She just borrowed your car, man. 519 00:21:09,669 --> 00:21:11,835 She borrowed my car? Yeah, she took off. 520 00:21:14,207 --> 00:21:15,739 Oh, my God. She just stole my car. 521 00:21:15,807 --> 00:21:18,542 What? She just stole my car! 522 00:21:18,611 --> 00:21:19,677 Go call the cops. 523 00:21:19,745 --> 00:21:20,978 Come on Steve, let's go after her. 524 00:21:21,046 --> 00:21:22,413 Where are ya going? 525 00:21:22,482 --> 00:21:23,681 Get in the car, man! I am! 526 00:21:23,750 --> 00:21:24,882 The 'Vette's faster! 527 00:21:24,951 --> 00:21:26,550 Look man, I don't think so, all right? 528 00:21:26,619 --> 00:21:29,353 I can't find my keys! Get in the car! 529 00:21:32,124 --> 00:21:34,191 (tires squealing) 530 00:21:51,744 --> 00:21:53,310 Steve, slow down a little bit, will you? 531 00:21:53,379 --> 00:21:54,711 Chill out. 532 00:21:54,781 --> 00:21:56,346 Come on man, you're gonna kill us both. 533 00:21:56,415 --> 00:21:57,714 If I'd wanted a backseat driver, 534 00:21:57,784 --> 00:21:59,984 I would have bought a car with a backseat, all right? 535 00:22:00,053 --> 00:22:02,119 Steve, this ain't a video game! 536 00:22:02,187 --> 00:22:04,855 STEVE: Mach one. 537 00:22:04,924 --> 00:22:06,256 (truck horn blaring) Whoa, look out! 538 00:22:07,092 --> 00:22:08,926 Whoa! 539 00:22:08,995 --> 00:22:11,261 Mach two! What're you doing, man? 540 00:22:11,330 --> 00:22:13,330 Any closer and you would've kissed that guy, come on! 541 00:22:14,934 --> 00:22:16,700 I feel like Starsky and Hutch, man. 542 00:22:16,769 --> 00:22:18,768 (laughing) 543 00:22:18,837 --> 00:22:21,171 Interception imminent. 544 00:22:21,240 --> 00:22:23,039 Pull over! 545 00:22:24,943 --> 00:22:26,877 What was that? 546 00:22:26,946 --> 00:22:28,512 That was the heartbeat of America. 547 00:22:28,581 --> 00:22:30,914 My God, what did you do that for? 548 00:22:30,983 --> 00:22:32,382 I almost hit you. 549 00:22:32,451 --> 00:22:34,852 Maybe we should've just let the cops catch up with you instead. 550 00:22:34,920 --> 00:22:35,853 What? 551 00:22:35,921 --> 00:22:36,887 Car theft is a felony, 552 00:22:36,956 --> 00:22:38,154 you know that, don't you? 553 00:22:38,223 --> 00:22:42,192 What, you mean... you think I stole his car? 554 00:22:43,195 --> 00:22:45,596 No, Brandon lent me his keys. 555 00:22:45,664 --> 00:22:47,097 He did not lend you his keys. 556 00:22:47,166 --> 00:22:48,832 You stole his keys. You stole his car! 557 00:22:48,901 --> 00:22:50,467 You stole the car. I already said that. 558 00:22:50,536 --> 00:22:53,070 No, no, not really. I just... 559 00:22:57,043 --> 00:22:59,510 I don't know why I did such a stupid thing. 560 00:22:59,578 --> 00:23:02,546 I guess I figured that if I got to Parnell's office, 561 00:23:02,615 --> 00:23:06,049 maybe I could get the money to pay the Peach Pit bill 562 00:23:06,118 --> 00:23:08,251 and maybe even give the fan club their money back. 563 00:23:10,322 --> 00:23:13,190 But I didn't steal the car, honest. 564 00:23:13,259 --> 00:23:14,558 You gotta believe me. 565 00:23:14,627 --> 00:23:17,427 So say we give you the benefit of the doubt. 566 00:23:17,496 --> 00:23:19,029 What doubt, Steve? 567 00:23:19,097 --> 00:23:20,397 Let's just go to Parnell's office. 568 00:23:20,466 --> 00:23:21,899 We'll get to the bottom of this. 569 00:23:21,968 --> 00:23:23,634 Oh, thank you. 570 00:23:23,703 --> 00:23:25,068 You guys are wonderful. 571 00:23:25,137 --> 00:23:26,236 Just follow me. 572 00:23:28,140 --> 00:23:29,773 You slide over. I'm driving. 573 00:23:29,842 --> 00:23:33,443 What about me? What about you? 574 00:23:41,287 --> 00:23:44,721 Andrea, maybe if you tried a kiddie roller coaster first. 575 00:23:44,790 --> 00:23:46,156 No, that's a mistake. 576 00:23:46,225 --> 00:23:48,692 It's like entering a cold swimming pool an inch at a time. 577 00:23:48,760 --> 00:23:50,393 With each step you die a thousand deaths. 578 00:23:50,462 --> 00:23:51,995 Yeah, you're right. 579 00:23:52,064 --> 00:23:54,298 It's definitely better to just jump right in, one fell swoop. 580 00:23:54,366 --> 00:23:55,732 Yeah, that way you only die once. 581 00:23:55,801 --> 00:23:57,901 How much do I owe you, Donna? 582 00:23:57,970 --> 00:23:59,603 Uh, $4.50. 583 00:24:01,941 --> 00:24:03,306 What's wrong? 584 00:24:03,375 --> 00:24:05,575 My wallet's gone. 585 00:24:05,644 --> 00:24:07,844 I had it when I got on the bus. 586 00:24:07,913 --> 00:24:09,780 What about when you got off the bus. 587 00:24:09,848 --> 00:24:11,715 I don't know. 588 00:24:11,784 --> 00:24:13,617 Maybe someone turned it into the lost and found. 589 00:24:13,686 --> 00:24:16,853 Great. 590 00:24:16,922 --> 00:24:19,789 Somebody found it all right. 591 00:24:19,858 --> 00:24:21,091 Empty. 592 00:24:21,159 --> 00:24:23,193 Yeah, right outside the gate in front of our bus. 593 00:24:23,262 --> 00:24:25,262 Well, do you think it was someone from our school? 594 00:24:25,331 --> 00:24:26,463 It looks that way. 595 00:24:26,532 --> 00:24:27,531 I feel so stupid. 596 00:24:27,600 --> 00:24:28,998 I mean, I had everything in here. 597 00:24:29,067 --> 00:24:31,568 My credit cards, my money. 598 00:24:31,637 --> 00:24:34,538 You know, in my next lifetime, remind me to ditch Ditch Day. 599 00:24:39,845 --> 00:24:41,211 DYLAN: What is Parnell's address? 600 00:24:41,280 --> 00:24:43,480 GINGER: He said 15045. 601 00:24:51,523 --> 00:24:53,691 This was the address he gave me. 602 00:25:00,933 --> 00:25:04,068 Haven't you actually ever been to his office? 603 00:25:04,136 --> 00:25:07,871 I got the job over the phone. 604 00:25:07,940 --> 00:25:09,473 Nice office. 605 00:25:09,541 --> 00:25:12,776 Oh, God, how could I be so naive? 606 00:25:12,844 --> 00:25:13,978 I've probably gotten involved 607 00:25:14,046 --> 00:25:15,679 with some sort of con man, haven't I? 608 00:25:15,748 --> 00:25:17,447 Kinda looks that way. 609 00:25:17,516 --> 00:25:20,417 Well, that's just great Ginger. 610 00:25:20,485 --> 00:25:22,686 Now all I have to do is just find Burt Reynolds 611 00:25:22,755 --> 00:25:24,020 and get him to show up. 612 00:25:24,089 --> 00:25:26,323 Well, that shouldn't be too much of a problem. 613 00:25:26,391 --> 00:25:28,125 I mean, Steve's mom knows the guy. 614 00:25:28,193 --> 00:25:29,693 Hell, Steve knows Burt himself. 615 00:25:29,762 --> 00:25:31,027 Isn't that what you said, Steve? 616 00:25:31,096 --> 00:25:33,463 Yeah. 617 00:25:33,532 --> 00:25:34,764 You think you could really do it, Steve? 618 00:25:37,203 --> 00:25:39,036 (both laugh) 619 00:25:40,572 --> 00:25:41,604 I could make some calls. 620 00:25:52,951 --> 00:25:54,417 Yeah, for the third time, 621 00:25:54,487 --> 00:25:57,187 my name is Steve Sanders of Sanders Management Group. 622 00:25:57,255 --> 00:25:58,622 Look, are you new there or what? 623 00:25:58,691 --> 00:26:00,557 I just want to talk to Burt Reynolds' publicist. 624 00:26:00,626 --> 00:26:02,693 No, don't put me on hold! 625 00:26:02,761 --> 00:26:04,127 Be sure and tell them 626 00:26:04,196 --> 00:26:06,463 about the cameo your mom did in Smokey and The Bandit. 627 00:26:06,532 --> 00:26:09,733 I'm trying to talk here, do you mind? 628 00:26:09,802 --> 00:26:12,503 (dialing tones) 629 00:26:14,907 --> 00:26:16,973 Hi, Mom, uh... 630 00:26:17,042 --> 00:26:18,842 That's a real bummer, Kel. 631 00:26:18,911 --> 00:26:23,146 How could I let my wallet get stolen right from under my nose? 632 00:26:23,215 --> 00:26:24,414 Don't blame yourself. 633 00:26:24,483 --> 00:26:25,983 Yeah, Kel, it's not your fault. 634 00:26:26,052 --> 00:26:28,618 Then how come I feel like the poster child for Victims-R-Us? 635 00:26:28,687 --> 00:26:30,286 Well, there's no use crying over spilled plastic. 636 00:26:30,355 --> 00:26:32,756 There's still a whole bunch of rides we haven't been on yet. 637 00:26:32,824 --> 00:26:33,857 David... 638 00:26:33,926 --> 00:26:36,126 Sometimes you are so insensitive. 639 00:26:36,195 --> 00:26:38,228 No, David's right. 640 00:26:38,296 --> 00:26:39,462 That thief may have my money, 641 00:26:39,531 --> 00:26:41,397 but should I let him have my fun, too? 642 00:26:41,466 --> 00:26:42,665 Hear, hear. 643 00:26:42,734 --> 00:26:43,733 I am in control 644 00:26:43,803 --> 00:26:45,402 of how much fun I have, not him. 645 00:26:45,471 --> 00:26:48,171 Come on. You guys coming? 646 00:26:48,240 --> 00:26:49,506 You are absolutely right. 647 00:26:49,574 --> 00:26:52,776 I am the one who's in control of my life. 648 00:26:55,047 --> 00:26:56,045 I'm still chicken. 649 00:26:56,114 --> 00:26:57,548 I'll stay with Andrea 650 00:26:57,616 --> 00:26:59,316 and we'll meet you guys at The Viper. 651 00:26:59,385 --> 00:27:00,817 Okay. 652 00:27:04,890 --> 00:27:06,756 Why do they have to call it "The Viper"? 653 00:27:11,931 --> 00:27:14,330 He's been on that phone a long time. 654 00:27:14,399 --> 00:27:17,067 Yeah, nobody slings the bull quite like Steve. 655 00:27:17,135 --> 00:27:18,868 But you don't, do you? 656 00:27:18,937 --> 00:27:20,904 Too much work. 657 00:27:20,973 --> 00:27:23,440 You know, keeping all those bulls up in the air. 658 00:27:25,844 --> 00:27:27,010 You don't like me, do you? 659 00:27:27,079 --> 00:27:29,145 I don't know you. 660 00:27:32,318 --> 00:27:34,184 You know, my name's not really Ginger. 661 00:27:34,252 --> 00:27:35,319 Really? 662 00:27:35,387 --> 00:27:38,021 It's Tina. 663 00:27:38,090 --> 00:27:41,525 I got into a little bit of trouble back home. 664 00:27:41,593 --> 00:27:43,293 Nothing illegal or anything, just, um... 665 00:27:43,362 --> 00:27:48,031 socially unacceptable behavior for a small town. 666 00:27:48,099 --> 00:27:52,302 Oshkosh isn't exactly as open-minded as Beverly Hills. 667 00:27:52,370 --> 00:27:53,937 Don't believe the brochures. 668 00:27:54,006 --> 00:27:58,608 Anyway, I said, "So long, Oshkosh, hello L.A." 669 00:27:58,677 --> 00:28:01,078 I just wanted to start over. 670 00:28:01,146 --> 00:28:03,547 New town, new identity. 671 00:28:03,615 --> 00:28:04,714 Know what I mean? 672 00:28:04,783 --> 00:28:07,384 Yeah, yeah, I left once. 673 00:28:07,453 --> 00:28:10,120 Sometimes the walls can get closing in on you pretty fast. 674 00:28:10,189 --> 00:28:12,889 Yeah, they do. 675 00:28:12,958 --> 00:28:15,659 Struck out, huh, champ? 676 00:28:15,728 --> 00:28:17,293 Well, that's the chance you take 677 00:28:17,362 --> 00:28:18,729 when you swing for the fences, right? 678 00:28:18,797 --> 00:28:20,063 Thanks for trying. 679 00:28:20,131 --> 00:28:22,166 Course, how else you gonna hit it out of the park? 680 00:28:22,234 --> 00:28:23,734 Burt Reynolds can be found at the Calvert Studios. 681 00:28:23,802 --> 00:28:26,135 He's filming his new movie there. 682 00:28:26,204 --> 00:28:27,136 Son of a.... 683 00:28:27,205 --> 00:28:28,137 Steve, that's great! 684 00:28:28,206 --> 00:28:29,172 You did it! 685 00:28:29,241 --> 00:28:31,408 Dylan, did you hear that, he did it! 686 00:28:31,476 --> 00:28:33,376 What am I, chopped liver? 687 00:28:37,249 --> 00:28:38,882 (laughs) 688 00:28:46,525 --> 00:28:48,959 Maybe it's not my fear of heights and speed. 689 00:28:49,028 --> 00:28:50,460 I mean, I definitely have those. 690 00:28:50,529 --> 00:28:51,795 It's not like I'm a daredevil, 691 00:28:51,864 --> 00:28:53,296 but, I don't know, maybe it's more 692 00:28:53,365 --> 00:28:54,731 of my fear of the unknown. 693 00:28:54,800 --> 00:28:56,332 Could be. 694 00:28:56,401 --> 00:28:58,602 You've been on it, right? 695 00:28:58,671 --> 00:28:59,836 Definitely. 696 00:28:59,905 --> 00:29:01,438 So, what's it like? 697 00:29:01,506 --> 00:29:08,111 Um, scary, thrilling, huge. 698 00:29:08,180 --> 00:29:11,114 Andrea, it is totally awesome. 699 00:29:11,183 --> 00:29:13,817 Is that all? 700 00:29:13,886 --> 00:29:15,652 No, really, 701 00:29:15,721 --> 00:29:18,121 it's this incredible rush of excitement 702 00:29:18,190 --> 00:29:20,791 that just soars through your body. 703 00:29:20,859 --> 00:29:22,593 You don't know what's happening, 704 00:29:22,661 --> 00:29:24,795 but you're loving it so much 705 00:29:24,863 --> 00:29:29,199 and it's this unbelievably amazing feeling 706 00:29:29,267 --> 00:29:31,702 that you don't want to end. 707 00:29:31,770 --> 00:29:33,436 And then when it does, 708 00:29:33,505 --> 00:29:37,608 you kinda get this wild feeling all over 709 00:29:37,676 --> 00:29:40,744 and you wanna do it over and over again. 710 00:29:40,813 --> 00:29:42,713 I have to admit 711 00:29:42,781 --> 00:29:45,181 you have definitely piqued my curiosity. 712 00:29:45,250 --> 00:29:46,516 Yeah. 713 00:29:46,585 --> 00:29:51,488 God, I bet it's the next best thing to... 714 00:29:51,557 --> 00:29:57,194 Well, I mean, it must feel like when you have..... 715 00:29:57,262 --> 00:29:59,763 Have sex? 716 00:29:59,832 --> 00:30:02,766 Yeah, I guess. 717 00:30:02,834 --> 00:30:03,767 I hope so. 718 00:30:03,835 --> 00:30:05,435 Wait a minute. 719 00:30:05,504 --> 00:30:06,836 You and David haven't.... 720 00:30:06,905 --> 00:30:09,272 No. 721 00:30:09,341 --> 00:30:11,374 Not yet. 722 00:30:11,443 --> 00:30:14,678 I mean, we almost did once. 723 00:30:14,746 --> 00:30:16,413 Actually almost did twice. 724 00:30:16,482 --> 00:30:18,148 Me, too. 725 00:30:18,216 --> 00:30:20,550 Well, almost once. 726 00:30:20,618 --> 00:30:22,618 Really? With who? 727 00:30:22,687 --> 00:30:25,822 I'm-I'm sorry. It's none of my business. 728 00:30:25,891 --> 00:30:27,557 That's okay. 729 00:30:27,626 --> 00:30:29,693 It was with Brandon. 730 00:30:29,762 --> 00:30:31,728 Just before the Walsh family 731 00:30:31,797 --> 00:30:32,962 was gonna move back to Minnesota. 732 00:30:33,031 --> 00:30:37,233 We, uh... I don't know, we realized it just, 733 00:30:37,302 --> 00:30:38,835 it wasn't the right thing. 734 00:30:40,973 --> 00:30:42,305 Maybe we should've just done it. 735 00:30:42,374 --> 00:30:46,243 No, you probably did the right thing. 736 00:30:46,312 --> 00:30:49,679 I mean, in a way, it's sort of like a roller coaster. 737 00:30:49,748 --> 00:30:52,049 You have to decide what ride to take, 738 00:30:52,117 --> 00:30:55,618 when to take it and who to take it with. 739 00:31:01,292 --> 00:31:04,962 Look, Mr. Neck, Burt knows me. 740 00:31:05,030 --> 00:31:06,329 He really does. We're like this. 741 00:31:06,398 --> 00:31:09,666 Just tell him Samantha Sanders' son is here, okay? 742 00:31:09,734 --> 00:31:10,733 Come on, Steve. 743 00:31:10,803 --> 00:31:12,636 Okay, but boy, is he gonna be mad 744 00:31:12,704 --> 00:31:14,070 when he finds out you didn't let us in. 745 00:31:14,139 --> 00:31:16,406 Down, boy. 746 00:31:16,474 --> 00:31:18,241 WOMAN: Any more extras lying around? 747 00:31:18,309 --> 00:31:20,710 It's now or never. 748 00:31:24,316 --> 00:31:25,515 (laughs) 749 00:31:28,153 --> 00:31:30,120 I started the day studying for the SAT's 750 00:31:30,189 --> 00:31:32,222 and now look at me, Steve. 751 00:31:32,291 --> 00:31:33,323 I'm Kermit the Frog. 752 00:31:33,392 --> 00:31:35,058 With a rash. 753 00:31:35,127 --> 00:31:36,593 (both laugh) 754 00:31:36,661 --> 00:31:38,728 What in the world are we supposed to be, anyway? 755 00:31:38,797 --> 00:31:41,765 What does it matter as long as it gets us in? 756 00:31:41,833 --> 00:31:45,035 Okay, all you bacteria in here, please. 757 00:31:45,103 --> 00:31:48,004 Bacteria? 758 00:31:48,073 --> 00:31:49,272 (both laugh) 759 00:31:49,340 --> 00:31:51,074 Come on, man. 760 00:31:51,143 --> 00:31:52,575 WOMAN: Come on. Let's move it. 761 00:31:52,644 --> 00:31:54,544 Yeah, I found the bacteria. They're flying in. 762 00:31:54,613 --> 00:31:55,745 Come on, people, 763 00:31:55,814 --> 00:31:57,447 we're laughing our way to midnight here. 764 00:31:57,516 --> 00:31:58,815 Time is money. 765 00:31:58,883 --> 00:32:02,185 Okay, listen up, people. When I yell "action," 766 00:32:02,254 --> 00:32:05,589 I want all you bacteria to start painting 767 00:32:05,657 --> 00:32:09,392 only your assigned tooth with these buckets of plaque here. 768 00:32:09,461 --> 00:32:11,961 Hey, who's talking people? 769 00:32:12,031 --> 00:32:15,598 Thank you. There we go. 770 00:32:15,667 --> 00:32:17,900 Excuse me, babe, where is Burt, anyway? 771 00:32:17,969 --> 00:32:19,302 Burt finished his scene this morning. 772 00:32:19,371 --> 00:32:21,438 He's over at Rossmore Sound now. 773 00:32:21,507 --> 00:32:23,273 Great work, Steve. So what've you got us 774 00:32:23,341 --> 00:32:24,841 booked for next? A nasal spray commercial? 775 00:32:24,910 --> 00:32:27,010 You're certainly dressed for it, man. 776 00:32:27,078 --> 00:32:29,845 Okay people, very quiet, 777 00:32:29,914 --> 00:32:31,814 Action, bacteria. 778 00:32:34,619 --> 00:32:36,819 Painting, painting, painting. 779 00:32:39,792 --> 00:32:42,692 Painting, painting. 780 00:32:50,235 --> 00:32:52,969 Okay, cue the mouthwash! 781 00:32:54,406 --> 00:32:56,739 (mouthing) 782 00:33:00,879 --> 00:33:03,880 (extras shrieking) 783 00:33:15,594 --> 00:33:17,928 I loved it when the guy came out screaming, 784 00:33:17,996 --> 00:33:19,228 "Look out for the dental floss!" 785 00:33:19,297 --> 00:33:20,229 (screeches) 786 00:33:20,298 --> 00:33:21,431 I thought I was going 787 00:33:21,499 --> 00:33:23,099 to die until you grabbed onto that rope. 788 00:33:23,168 --> 00:33:25,101 That was no rope. That was the uvula. 789 00:33:25,170 --> 00:33:26,670 It's that small, fleshy, useless skin 790 00:33:26,738 --> 00:33:28,404 that hangs in the back of your throat, 791 00:33:28,473 --> 00:33:30,006 kind of looks like a punching bag. 792 00:33:30,075 --> 00:33:31,307 Uvula; it's a noun. 793 00:33:31,376 --> 00:33:33,009 Very good, Steve. 794 00:33:33,078 --> 00:33:34,210 (siren blips) 795 00:33:34,279 --> 00:33:38,014 (indistinct radio transmission) 796 00:33:40,952 --> 00:33:42,018 BOTH: Uh-oh. 797 00:33:46,958 --> 00:33:48,859 You didn't call Brandon, did you, Steve? 798 00:33:48,927 --> 00:33:50,861 Brandon who? 799 00:33:54,166 --> 00:33:55,865 This car belong to you folks? 800 00:33:55,934 --> 00:33:59,102 Actually, it belongs to a friend of ours. 801 00:33:59,170 --> 00:34:00,337 He let us borrow it. 802 00:34:00,405 --> 00:34:02,171 Is that why your friend reported it stolen? 803 00:34:02,240 --> 00:34:05,008 Well, actually there was a little mix-up, Officer. 804 00:34:05,076 --> 00:34:07,410 OFFICER: Well, let's just go down to the station, shall we? 805 00:34:07,479 --> 00:34:09,245 We're very good at un-mixing things down there. 806 00:34:17,922 --> 00:34:21,958 (phone ringing) 807 00:34:22,027 --> 00:34:23,727 Hang on. 808 00:34:23,796 --> 00:34:25,929 Peach Pit. Steve, what the hell's going on?! 809 00:34:25,997 --> 00:34:27,830 I've been waiting to hear from you all day. 810 00:34:27,899 --> 00:34:29,899 Well, I've got good news and some bad news. 811 00:34:29,968 --> 00:34:31,534 Give me the good news first. 812 00:34:31,603 --> 00:34:32,969 The good news is we found your car. 813 00:34:33,038 --> 00:34:34,104 You did? 814 00:34:34,172 --> 00:34:35,304 That's killer man! 815 00:34:35,373 --> 00:34:36,572 You wanna hear the bad news? 816 00:34:36,641 --> 00:34:38,241 Do I have to? 817 00:34:38,309 --> 00:34:41,411 They're holding us on suspicion of grand theft auto. 818 00:34:46,718 --> 00:34:48,885 Relax. Steve's in there talking to Brandon. 819 00:34:48,954 --> 00:34:50,487 I'm sure he's not gonna press charges. 820 00:34:52,658 --> 00:34:55,291 Dylan, remember how I told you 821 00:34:55,360 --> 00:34:57,360 I got into some minor trouble back home? 822 00:34:57,429 --> 00:35:00,497 Yeah. 823 00:35:00,566 --> 00:35:04,267 Well, maybe it wasn't so minor. 824 00:35:04,336 --> 00:35:05,702 Uh-huh. 825 00:35:05,771 --> 00:35:11,107 I just wanted you to hear it from me first. 826 00:35:11,176 --> 00:35:14,043 Exactly how "not so minor" was it? 827 00:35:14,112 --> 00:35:15,445 Dylan McKay? 828 00:35:15,514 --> 00:35:16,646 Yeah. 829 00:35:16,715 --> 00:35:17,847 Ginger O'Hara? 830 00:35:17,916 --> 00:35:19,081 Yes, sir. 831 00:35:19,150 --> 00:35:21,951 You're both free to go. 832 00:35:22,020 --> 00:35:25,188 Can we get out of here 833 00:35:25,257 --> 00:35:27,056 before someone has a change of heart? 834 00:35:30,929 --> 00:35:32,562 Hey, hey, hey, hey. Hey, hey, hey. 835 00:35:37,935 --> 00:35:39,736 I can't thank you guys enough. 836 00:35:39,805 --> 00:35:42,238 You could've hung me out to dry in there and you didn't. 837 00:35:42,307 --> 00:35:44,307 Well, tooth decay has gotta stick together, right? Let's go. 838 00:35:44,376 --> 00:35:45,775 Uh, Steve. 839 00:35:45,844 --> 00:35:47,844 I can't believe you're still willing to help me 840 00:35:47,913 --> 00:35:49,412 after all I've put you through. 841 00:35:49,481 --> 00:35:51,781 Rossmore Sound's only a few blocks away. It's worth a shot. 842 00:35:51,850 --> 00:35:53,682 I think you better call it a day, Steve. 843 00:35:53,751 --> 00:35:55,918 And wimp out now? What are you crazy? 844 00:35:55,987 --> 00:35:57,386 Come on, we've come this far. 845 00:35:57,455 --> 00:35:58,688 Yeah, but aren't you forgetting something? 846 00:35:58,757 --> 00:36:00,657 You know, it starts with "D," rhymes with "T," 847 00:36:00,725 --> 00:36:01,925 as in Mrs... 848 00:36:01,993 --> 00:36:03,192 Detention. I forgot all about it. 849 00:36:03,261 --> 00:36:05,061 Forgot what? If you leave right now, 850 00:36:05,130 --> 00:36:08,130 you can still make it. 851 00:36:08,200 --> 00:36:09,432 I'm sorry, I gotta go. 852 00:36:09,501 --> 00:36:11,167 But what about finding Burt Reynolds? 853 00:36:11,236 --> 00:36:12,935 I can't. I'll get expelled. 854 00:36:13,004 --> 00:36:15,504 Dylan knows where this place is, he'll take you over there. 855 00:36:15,573 --> 00:36:17,741 But he doesn't know Burt Reynolds, you do. 856 00:36:19,644 --> 00:36:22,112 Isn't there some way? 857 00:36:28,653 --> 00:36:30,119 Melinda Rawlings? 858 00:36:30,188 --> 00:36:31,821 Yeah. Good. 859 00:36:31,889 --> 00:36:34,691 Eric Reeves? Here. 860 00:36:34,759 --> 00:36:37,660 David Arsemel? Yeah. 861 00:36:37,729 --> 00:36:39,862 Henry Cho? Yo. 862 00:36:39,931 --> 00:36:42,932 Barbara Horowitz? Here. 863 00:36:43,000 --> 00:36:46,402 Steve Sanders? 864 00:36:46,471 --> 00:36:48,070 Steve Sanders? 865 00:36:48,139 --> 00:36:50,906 Here. 866 00:36:56,014 --> 00:36:58,615 How many times can they go around on that thing? 867 00:36:58,684 --> 00:37:00,917 Just watching it makes me nauseous. 868 00:37:00,986 --> 00:37:03,553 Well, with David on board, there is no telling. 869 00:37:03,622 --> 00:37:06,022 I'm gonna get a soda. You want anything? 870 00:37:06,091 --> 00:37:07,824 No, I'm fine, thanks. 871 00:37:12,731 --> 00:37:14,397 Hey, what're you doing? Give it to me, blondie. 872 00:37:14,466 --> 00:37:16,499 He's stealing her purse! 873 00:37:17,568 --> 00:37:18,701 No! 874 00:37:20,639 --> 00:37:22,172 Hey, hey. 875 00:37:23,508 --> 00:37:24,440 Are you okay? 876 00:37:24,509 --> 00:37:25,908 I'm fine, I'm fine. 877 00:37:25,977 --> 00:37:28,578 Just get him out of here before I let him make my day. 878 00:37:28,646 --> 00:37:32,015 All right buddy, you made a big mistake, pal, that's it. 879 00:37:32,084 --> 00:37:33,182 Come on. 880 00:37:33,251 --> 00:37:36,085 I can't believe you did that. 881 00:37:36,154 --> 00:37:37,821 Me neither. 882 00:37:37,889 --> 00:37:39,889 It was great. 883 00:37:41,226 --> 00:37:43,893 WOMAN: Rossmore Sound. May I help you? 884 00:37:45,597 --> 00:37:47,597 Aw, Burt didn't remember you, did he? 885 00:37:47,666 --> 00:37:51,668 If he were there, he would've remembered me. 886 00:37:51,736 --> 00:37:53,469 I'm sorry. 887 00:37:53,538 --> 00:37:54,804 You did all you could. Thanks. 888 00:37:54,872 --> 00:37:56,372 I guess there's nothing else to do 889 00:37:56,441 --> 00:37:57,841 but go back to the Peach Pit 890 00:37:57,909 --> 00:37:59,676 and fess up. 891 00:37:59,744 --> 00:38:01,110 I can't. 892 00:38:01,179 --> 00:38:03,446 That president will turn me into the cops like she said. 893 00:38:03,515 --> 00:38:05,782 Why? The only thing you did wrong 894 00:38:05,850 --> 00:38:07,550 was get hired by J. Thomas Parnell. 895 00:38:07,619 --> 00:38:11,187 You know that old saying about killing the messenger? 896 00:38:11,255 --> 00:38:13,156 You can't just walk away from the problem. 897 00:38:13,224 --> 00:38:15,692 Why not? 898 00:38:15,760 --> 00:38:17,326 Listen, it's Friday. 899 00:38:17,395 --> 00:38:19,528 We've got the whole weekend ahead of us. 900 00:38:19,597 --> 00:38:22,598 Why don't we just hop in your 'Vette and cruise up to Vegas? 901 00:38:22,667 --> 00:38:23,966 Yeah, right. 902 00:38:24,035 --> 00:38:25,067 I'm serious. 903 00:38:25,136 --> 00:38:26,435 I know some people up there. 904 00:38:28,073 --> 00:38:29,672 We could have a great time. 905 00:38:32,043 --> 00:38:36,145 Look, Ginger, forgetting about the fan club for just a minute, 906 00:38:36,214 --> 00:38:38,648 and forgetting about how gorgeous you are... 907 00:38:38,717 --> 00:38:41,350 what are we gonna do in Vegas without any money? 908 00:38:43,154 --> 00:38:48,725 Well, it just so happens I have $2,500 right in here. 909 00:38:48,794 --> 00:38:51,961 You've had $2,500 in your purse all this time 910 00:38:52,029 --> 00:38:54,230 and you didn't use it to pay your bill 911 00:38:54,298 --> 00:38:55,665 at the Peach Pit 912 00:38:55,734 --> 00:38:58,968 or even refund the money for the fan club? 913 00:38:59,037 --> 00:39:06,041 Look, Steve, I'm really gonna level with you now. 914 00:39:06,111 --> 00:39:08,777 My name's not Ginger. 915 00:39:08,846 --> 00:39:11,314 It's Adrienne. 916 00:39:11,382 --> 00:39:14,750 I had some trouble back home in Salt Lake, so I came to L.A. 917 00:39:14,819 --> 00:39:18,121 You know, fresh city, fresh start, fresh name. 918 00:39:18,189 --> 00:39:19,555 One thing led to another 919 00:39:19,624 --> 00:39:22,758 and I got hooked up with Parnell... 920 00:39:22,827 --> 00:39:25,328 What's the use. 921 00:39:25,397 --> 00:39:31,400 Look, it's a very long, very convoluted story. 922 00:39:31,470 --> 00:39:34,170 I didn't want to give that money back till I was absolutely sure 923 00:39:34,238 --> 00:39:35,738 we'd exhausted every possible avenue. 924 00:39:35,807 --> 00:39:38,808 You've got to believe me, Steve. 925 00:39:38,877 --> 00:39:40,142 And driving to Vegas? 926 00:39:40,211 --> 00:39:41,811 How does that fit into your plans? 927 00:39:41,880 --> 00:39:45,114 I panic sometimes. 928 00:39:45,183 --> 00:39:47,717 Well, Adrienne... 929 00:39:47,786 --> 00:39:50,620 you know what we have to do? 930 00:39:50,688 --> 00:39:52,588 Fly to Vegas? 931 00:39:52,657 --> 00:39:54,090 Kidding. 932 00:39:54,158 --> 00:39:56,559 Just, just kidding. 933 00:39:58,997 --> 00:40:01,898 So, you see, I was trying to do everything humanly 934 00:40:01,966 --> 00:40:03,366 and inhumanly possible 935 00:40:03,434 --> 00:40:06,469 to make this visit everything it was supposed to be 936 00:40:06,538 --> 00:40:08,638 and everything you paid your hard-earned money for. 937 00:40:08,707 --> 00:40:12,142 So, on behalf of J. Thomas Parnell Celebrity Tours, 938 00:40:12,210 --> 00:40:16,078 I'd like to offer you our humblest, abject apology. 939 00:40:25,389 --> 00:40:28,324 And just to show you how truly sorry I truly am 940 00:40:28,392 --> 00:40:32,161 since the bus was late, the motel wasn't booked 941 00:40:32,229 --> 00:40:33,729 and the film festival got cancelled 942 00:40:33,798 --> 00:40:36,565 and since you missed getting to meet Burt Reynolds in person... 943 00:40:36,634 --> 00:40:38,034 Look, it's Burt! 944 00:40:38,102 --> 00:40:39,602 (crowd gasping) 945 00:40:39,671 --> 00:40:42,472 We left no stone unturned in finding for you, 946 00:40:42,541 --> 00:40:45,608 ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Burt Reynolds. 947 00:40:45,677 --> 00:40:46,842 Hi, how are ya? 948 00:40:46,911 --> 00:40:47,910 Where's Nat? 949 00:40:47,979 --> 00:40:49,379 He's out sick today, sir. 950 00:40:49,447 --> 00:40:51,047 Who are you? I'm Brandon. 951 00:40:51,116 --> 00:40:52,115 Hi. Nice to see you. 952 00:40:52,183 --> 00:40:53,116 Steve Sanders, Mr. Reynolds. 953 00:40:53,184 --> 00:40:54,484 We met years ago. 954 00:40:54,552 --> 00:40:56,986 My mom did a cameo for you on Smokey And The Bandit. 955 00:40:57,055 --> 00:40:58,654 Oh, really? You're not my son are you? 956 00:40:58,723 --> 00:40:59,788 I'm just kidding, 957 00:40:59,857 --> 00:41:01,224 Tell your mom she owes me one. 958 00:41:01,292 --> 00:41:02,392 You're a great kid. 959 00:41:02,460 --> 00:41:04,026 Get off my stool. That's my favorite stool. 960 00:41:04,095 --> 00:41:06,395 STEVE: It's his favorite stool. 961 00:41:06,464 --> 00:41:08,531 Okay, just give me the names. 962 00:41:08,599 --> 00:41:09,698 Heidi. 963 00:41:09,767 --> 00:41:12,168 Oh, Heidi. Heidi, I love Heidi... 964 00:41:12,237 --> 00:41:14,003 ANDREA: You guys, you should've seen her. 965 00:41:14,071 --> 00:41:15,638 "Make my day," she says to him. 966 00:41:15,707 --> 00:41:17,307 Didn't bat an eyelash. 967 00:41:17,375 --> 00:41:19,074 That was dangerous. You could've gotten hurt. 968 00:41:19,143 --> 00:41:21,377 I know, but I just got so mad. 969 00:41:21,446 --> 00:41:22,912 And the security guys, they were great. 970 00:41:22,980 --> 00:41:24,914 I mean, they were right on top of it. 971 00:41:24,982 --> 00:41:26,248 Well, I don't think Dean Anderson's 972 00:41:26,318 --> 00:41:27,450 gonna be graduating with us. 973 00:41:27,519 --> 00:41:28,618 You can count on that. 974 00:41:28,687 --> 00:41:30,720 Yeah, well, at least you got all your stuff back. 975 00:41:30,789 --> 00:41:32,355 Yeah, thanks to Donna. 976 00:41:32,424 --> 00:41:35,325 No, thanks to Brenda for making me take that self-defense class. 977 00:41:35,393 --> 00:41:36,559 You're welcome. 978 00:41:36,628 --> 00:41:39,261 All right, you guys, it's time to hit the road. 979 00:41:41,466 --> 00:41:43,232 You guys... 980 00:41:44,902 --> 00:41:47,337 There's just one more thing I have to do. 981 00:41:47,405 --> 00:41:49,805 (screaming) 982 00:42:21,339 --> 00:42:23,406 DAVID: We almost missed the bus 983 00:42:23,474 --> 00:42:25,542 'cause we couldn't get Andrea off the Viper. 984 00:42:25,610 --> 00:42:28,344 You guys, I never believed anything could feel that great. 985 00:42:28,413 --> 00:42:29,946 Well, besides... 986 00:42:30,015 --> 00:42:31,313 Besides what? 987 00:42:31,382 --> 00:42:35,351 Oh, honey, go put something on the juke box, okay? 988 00:42:38,423 --> 00:42:41,024 Well, it sounds like you guys had a great time at Ditch Day. 989 00:42:41,092 --> 00:42:42,058 I'm sorry I missed it. 990 00:42:42,126 --> 00:42:43,893 I can't believe you met Burt Reynolds. 991 00:42:43,962 --> 00:42:45,694 GINGER: He was terrific. 992 00:42:45,763 --> 00:42:48,331 When he found out about the screening the fan club missed, 993 00:42:48,399 --> 00:42:50,700 he just picked up the phone, and like that, 994 00:42:50,768 --> 00:42:52,301 he's taking them to a screening 995 00:42:52,370 --> 00:42:53,836 of Cop-And-A-Half tonight, 996 00:42:53,905 --> 00:42:55,838 and a live taping of Evening Shade tomorrow. 997 00:42:55,907 --> 00:42:57,406 Oh, I love that show. 998 00:42:57,475 --> 00:42:58,941 He sounds like a really great guy. 999 00:43:02,112 --> 00:43:04,080 Um, excuse me, I have to go use the restroom. 1000 00:43:04,149 --> 00:43:07,616 I think you know where it is. 1001 00:43:07,685 --> 00:43:09,786 So, Dylan, are you ready for the SAT's tomorrow? 1002 00:43:09,854 --> 00:43:11,053 Yeah. 1003 00:43:11,122 --> 00:43:12,722 I actually got a little time to cram 1004 00:43:12,791 --> 00:43:14,957 toward the end of the day thanks to Steve. 1005 00:43:15,025 --> 00:43:17,893 This time you won't forget to write your name on the test. 1006 00:43:17,962 --> 00:43:19,528 Shut up. 1007 00:43:19,597 --> 00:43:20,896 Excuse me, are you Brandon? 1008 00:43:20,965 --> 00:43:23,800 The waitress here says that you might know Marla Crawford. 1009 00:43:23,868 --> 00:43:26,269 Sorry, can't say I do. 1010 00:43:26,337 --> 00:43:28,470 I knew I made a mistake with that girl. 1011 00:43:28,539 --> 00:43:30,172 Knew it right in my gut. 1012 00:43:30,241 --> 00:43:31,841 Now I'm gonna have to call the cops. 1013 00:43:31,910 --> 00:43:33,509 Cops? 1014 00:43:33,577 --> 00:43:35,344 Yeah, she's got $5,000 of my money. 1015 00:43:35,413 --> 00:43:37,847 Well, just in case she shows up, 1016 00:43:37,915 --> 00:43:39,815 you can give me a call at this number. 1017 00:43:42,620 --> 00:43:45,187 ALL: J. Thomas Parnell. 1018 00:43:45,256 --> 00:43:47,223 Yeah, I've been arranging celebrity tours in this town 1019 00:43:47,292 --> 00:43:48,791 for over 20 years. 1020 00:43:48,860 --> 00:43:51,493 Well, J, why don't you, uh, stay here for just one minute. 1021 00:43:51,562 --> 00:43:52,495 Gentlemen. 1022 00:43:56,935 --> 00:43:58,534 Oh, Ginger. 1023 00:43:58,603 --> 00:43:59,702 Tina.. 1024 00:43:59,771 --> 00:44:01,104 Adrienne. 1025 00:44:01,172 --> 00:44:02,571 (toilet flushing) 1026 00:44:08,013 --> 00:44:09,478 ALL: Oh, Marla... 1027 00:44:16,587 --> 00:44:18,787 I'm Marty. Who wants to know? 1028 00:44:18,856 --> 00:44:22,825 (engine starting) 1029 00:44:22,894 --> 00:44:25,160 (engine revving) 1030 00:44:27,331 --> 00:44:31,834 (tires squealing) 1031 00:44:31,903 --> 00:44:33,469 Where are your keys?! Where are your keys?!